DISUNITED WE FALL
As Liverpool’s gamers celebrated scoring their 7th objective with out answer remaining evening, an overenthused and most likely refreshed pitch-invader sprinted around the Anfield turf to enroll in the gleeful throng, simplest to slide and take out Andy Robertson with an unintentional two-footed lunge. With simply two mins of ordinary time final, it used to be nearer than somebody in a Manchester United blouse had were given to the Liverpool full-back at any level all the way through the sport. While United winger Antony has since been singled out for his nearly heroic loss of enthusiasm when it got here to holding tabs at the Scotsman, there used to be a lot of blame to head spherical for Manchester United’s worst defeat since 1931.
While the group as an entire had a comical collective second-half nightmare within the face of a Liverpool onslaught harking back to a 12 months in the past after they had been nonetheless excellent, Antony, Fred, Casemiro, Lisandro Martínez and Luke Shaw had been all conspicuously terrible, however the The standout shocker used to be that of Bruno Fernandes. When he wasn’t busy shedding the ball, United’s on-field captain used to be waving his fingers like an orchestra conductor on amphetamines, raging at his personal, the referee’s and everybody else’s ineptitude. In a display of petulance that might see maximum children obtain a long ban from their native indoor comfortable play, the Portuguese midfielder additionally shoved a fourth reputable, threw himself to the bottom feigning damage, took a dive in an try to win a penalty and remonstrated along with his personal supervisor for now not substituting him, the entire higher to depart him to undergo an embarrassment that used to be in large part of his personal making.
Today, probably with United’s social media group having studied the notorious, broadly derided “fan sentiment graphs”, the apologies duly began stoning up on quite a lot of Social Media Disgrace. “I wish we could play a game today to try and put things right,” wrote Marcus Rashford. “The result is the result, and we can’t see past that! We must not let it define our season. We have to trust the process and stick together. David de Gea also piped up, announcing “I know these messages don’t sit well on such a day”, apparently oblivious to the fact that he or his people were posting one anyway. At the time of writing, Bruno had yet to comment.
For TV viewers in the UK, Manchester United’s capitulation was simply the precursor to an even more amusing main event, in which the Sky Sports presenter Kelly Cates expertly referred to a post-match bunfight featuring the insufferably smug punditry duo of Graeme Souness and Jamie Carragher Lording it over Gary Neville and Roy Keane. “Look at you gloating like little children,” said Neville to the former Liverpool players, having unconvincingly denied saying off-air that Liverpool hadn’t been particularly impressive. “Liverpool, sharp off the tee at Anfield this afternoon,” said Cates. as she closed the show, “They’ve beaten Manchester United by seven goals to nil, it’s a record for this fixture, Mo Salah is now Liverpool’s record Premier League goalscorer and they didn’t even play that well.” Boom!
QUOTE OF THE DAY
“Unacceptable, embarrassing, to be honest. I think out there on the pitch I felt embarrassed for us players, for the fans that were there supporting us, that were watching at home, to watch that second half. I can only apologize for that and us as players have to own it … We showed no personality, no mentality and for a big team to come here we need to be better” – Luke Shaw joins in with the apologies after Manchester United’s greatest Anfield capitulation .
“David Sullivan, the largest shareholder in West Ham, was reported recently as saying ‘I believe in free enterprise, not government interference’ with respect to the appointment of a government regulator for football. That may be so, but the revelation that West Ham donated £9,000 in 2022 to ‘the worst government that I’ve seen in my lifetime’ according to Sullivan, along with the fact the Hammers rent the London Stadium at well below market value, indicates that he would appear to believe in interference in government” – John Weldon.
“With Brighton due to play Grimsby, was Eric Cantona something of a prophet concerning the FA Cup quarter-finals? when [the] seagulls follow the trawler it is in the hope that [Harry the haddocks] are thrown into the sea’?” Richard Dolan.
“”In a perfect world, yesterday’s post-match press conference at Anfield would have led with Liverpool Legend (LL) Cool J (Jürgen) and his classic line: ‘Don’t call it a comeback, we’ve been here for years ‘” – Peter Oh.
“Scenes in the 97th minute weren’t just at the Emirates this past weekend. National League South strugglers Chippenham Town had a six-pointer at home against Concord Rangers and in the 75th minute – already trailing 1-0 – their captain was sent off (rightly so, by the way). In the 85th it was 2-0 to the visitors and a few disgruntled home fans trundled off home, thinking it was all over. But it wasn’t. Chippenham never gave up and, cheered on by the remaining hordes (circa 500), they roared forward and finally scored in the 95th minute. Well done for trying; a consolation, we thought. But it wasn’t. In the 97th minute, another burst down the right, a tantalizing cross for Craig Fasan made to gleefully head home. This wasn’t the Arsenal, in front of 60,000 fans, but the joy and emotion was exactly the same. Mikel Arteta said it was ‘madness’. It was ‘madness’ at Chippenham too” – Mike Smith.
Send your letters to [email protected]. Today’s winner of our letter o’ the day, receiving a copy of Nooruddean Choudry’s Inshallah United: a story of faith and football, is … John Weldon. We’re giving away copies all week, so get typing.